Thursday, July 22, 2010

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Brewery Private University

I mailed it and could not resist the temptation to publish:

Brewery Private University


Name: MASTER IN MANAGEMENT ETHYL
Status: Free
Program: Intensive
Length: 6 Quarters

CURRICULUM (SYLLABUS) FIRST QUARTER



1. Origins of binge
2. Alcohol and its role as a social lubricant
3. Introduction to the glass jar and
4. Drinker financial mathematics (how to avoid paying other drinks, such as charging become "forgotten" a los meseros, como calcular propinas y otros

SEGUNDO TRIMESTRE

1. Tragonometría I
2. El alcohol como sustituto del Psiquiatra
3. Discusión I
4. Bebidas en la playa I
5. Introducción al manejo del pisco
6. Comidas y canciones que no combinan con el alcohol

TERCER TRIMESTRE

1. Tragonometría II
2. Importancia del ron en la toma de decisiones
3. Logística y ubicación del trago
4. Consecuencias de conducir bajo efectos del alcohol (como evitar que te pongan multa)
5. Relatividad de la belleza de la mujer según el nivel del alcohol (y como recordar que la mujer que te gusta esta tomando a tu lado)
6.
bebesolismo theories

FOURTH QUARTER
1. Resaca I
2. The celebrations in addition to alcohol (alcohol types according celebrations)
3. How to control a drunk
4. Friends, almost-brothers and comrades: basic differences
5. Illegal liquor: Myth or reality?
6. Jurisdiction of drunk
7. Advanced techniques to hide the smell (and talk and breathe at the same time)

FIFTH QUARTER

1. Basic Family excuses (optional)
2. Alcohol as an escape mechanism
3. Communication: an important tool in the revelry
4.
credit consequences of drinking 5. Open
bar 6. Drinks for men and women
7. Guilt feelings I, as a control

SIXTH QUARTER

1. Advanced labor excuses
2. Professional Ethics
drinker 3. Feelings of guilt II, including removing
4. Surf II: acute treatment for hangovers
5. Phone calls to ex: advantages and disadvantages
6. Basic vocal techniques for Karaoke (optional)
7. Anonymous are alcoholics?
8. Group work

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